What an amazing night! I’m so glad I got to see him again. I’m so in love haha
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
this spells truth.
Johnny Depp in publicity photos for John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
YES GIRL GET IT
I will never not reblog this.
There’s a rare neurological condition called Witzelsucht that causes a person to make puns, sexual comments, dirty jokes, or tell pointless stories at inappropriate times without knowing that it’s socially unacceptable. Source
Why does this sound like me?!
